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Friday, November 03, 2006

US Air Force Announces New Cyberspace Command

Air Force Print News

11/2/2006 - WASHINGTON (AFPN) -- During a media conference here Nov. 2, Secretary of the Air Force Michael W. Wynne said the 8th Air Force would become the new Air Force Cyberspace Command.

"I am announcing the steps the Air Force is taking towards establishing an Air Force Cyberspace Command," the secretary said.

"The aim is to develop a major command that stands alongside Air Force Space Command and Air Combat Command as the provider of forces that the President, combatant commanders and the American people can rely on for preserving the freedom of access and commerce, in air, space and now cyberspace," Secretary Wynne said.

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Anan-Seven is interrupted by an air raid siren. "Vendikar is attacking." A Council chamber wall slides open to reveal a War Room, filled with mainframe computers and illuminated graphs. Anan announces that a vicious onslaught has just been carried out by the ruthless adversary. A half-million people were killed. In spite of all the talk of annihilation, scans indicate no bomb blasts or radiation disturbances anywhere on the planet. The designated victims have twenty-four hours to report to a disintegration machine.

Oh wait, that's a Star Trek episode.